Guidos are not bros

Guidos are not be mistaken for bros, first guidos wear way too much gel in their hair, more than anyone should wear. Guidos are guys with designer jeans, shaved eyebrows, and muscle tees in the corner jumping up and down and pumping their fists. They also tend to have a 365 day tan no matter what season it is. A guido party is a repetitive thumping of music and flashing lights and peole going crazy fistpuming looking like clowns. Bros were aware about their dislke of guidos well before the show "Jersey Shore". Guidos think they can do and say aything because they think their all connected to the mafia, when really their just everyday people.


A Guido



A Bro