Mustache March

Mustache March is one of the few times when its acceptable to grow a mustache and not be called a pedifile or have people ask how many STD's you posses in the fur over your upper lip. Don't get me wrong people still may ask you that its just less likely. Generaly a bro would rather be clean shaven, posses a chinstrap or have sweet sideburns. That is why bro's love march because they can let their dirty pedifile mustaches rage and no one can say a thing.