Games of the Week

Jacksonville (13) vs. Denver (12) (Lacrosse)











To start off the Lacrosse weekend, Jacksonville University upset number 18 Denver. It is Jacksonville's First Win since moving to Division 1 this year. Denver was up 10-4 but it proved an unsafe lead when Jacksonville came back to win the game 13-12 in triple overtime.



Usa (5) Vs. Canada (3) (Hockey)












In this olympic preliminary the young USA beat the talanted Canadians in an exciting one. The U.S. scored first but the Canadians Kept it close. An empty net goal by USA's Ryan Kessell late in the third period put the game away. This game was especially exciting for bros because bros are very patriotic and love america. This was a great win for the red white and blue.

Bro of The Week: Tucker Max

Height 6'0

Weight: 190

Highschool: Blair Highschool

College: University of Chicago

Grad School: Duke



Who is Tucker Max?

Tucker Max is one of the biggest bro's this world has known. he currently has out a book and a movie. These were made based on his life and events that happened to him.



Why is he a Bro?

For all the simple people out there who cannot see the absoloute "bro"ness radiating off of Tucker Max then you should seriously reconsider the legitimacy of callign yourself a bro. He gets paid to drink do something outrageous(i.e. making fun of people and "getting with" slampieces). He essentially gets paid for being a huge bro.



Famous Tucker Quotes (tuckermax.com)

" Did you know there are midgets in milwaukee"

"I heard about "dry" counties before but they were still an abstract and foriegn concept"

"You f***** cheese eating surrender monkey. I tohught someone stunk around here. So if i start speaking German can I take all of your stuff?"

College Lacrosse Opening Weekend

This weekend was openign weekend for college lacrosse. The start of a brand new season. Theirs new match ups and old rivalries. With such a crushing defeat at the end of last season Cornell is looking to make another run for the title this year.
Some notable bro standouts from this weekend include Ned Crotty, Duke; Scott Rodgers, Notre Dame; and Cody Jamieson, Syracuse. There were also some surprising upsets this weekend that leaves one questioning the validity of Inside lacrosses pre-season Poll. Notre Dame ranked #9 accordign to inside lacrosse defeated #1 Duke this weekend with an 11-7 win. Duke had a good pre-season defeating the USA team. This most likely made them over confident going into the Notre Dame contest. However with outstanding players on Duke such as Max Quinzani and Ned Crotty one may question the coaching at Duke. However the season is still young and the play will certainly pick up in the coming weeks.

Take A "Broke"

Bros love to joke around at other people's expense. This form of joking is labelled as a "broke", a bro-joke. They enjoy talking about, making fun of, and poking fun at others for their own pleasure and entertainment. Now this could be seen as cruel, but a true bro can take a "broke". Women are a classic subject of a good "broke". The mantra of a bro is "Treat em like dirt, they'll stick to you like glue". A woman worth showing attention is a woman who can laugh at and take a good "broke". Bros also take part in "broking around" with each other. In a group of bros, there is always one bro who is the butt of every "broke" that they can think of. Robert "FFF" Wardwell is subject to this friendly abuse daily by his fellow bros. Bobby is widely known to typically put himself in situations where it's easy to "broke around" with him. Rather than be intimidated by this however, he is also known to laugh at himself while his friends laugh at him. Now that's a true Bro. Bros will claim that a "broke" is never a personal jab, so lighten up bro haters, take a "broke"!

Valentines Day=Feminest Day

Today as you all may know it is, February 14th, and that my fellow brothern is a day each of us Bros hate, Valentine’s Day. On Valentine’s Day you are supposed to get that "Special Someone" a gift and tell them how you love them and all that other stuff. I believe feminist women decided to coin this day because they were greedy, narcissistic, materialistic, gold digging women who wanted more things. Since when did they need more stuff? I mean it was Christmas only a month or so ago. Bros Joe Ferraro and Tyler Ballantyne believe "Women, mad selfish, they only want one thing and that is your money." But sometimes a Bro does get caught up in the Valentine’s Day massacre. Nick Hourigan was forced into this "I hate it, why does this girl I casually see think I have to take her out? I mean, its preposterous, women are crazed to the point of psychotic delusion." See all my fellow brothern, never ever commit yourself to this debacle.

P.S. After 20 years of committed Valentines days, even Bill Clinton went crazy...thank you Monica Lewinsky
Thank you Mike Daly for another mindful, brospective on the matter.

Bro of the Week

BROfile:


Name: Paul Rabil
Born: December 14, 1985 in Gaithersburg, Maryland
Claim to BROFame: Lacrosse Superstar
More:
Rabil was a member of the 2005 and the 2007 NCAA Championship winning Johns Hopkins Blue Jay teams.Rabil was awarded the 2007 McLaughlin Award given to the nation's most outstanding NCAA lacrosse midfielder. Rabil was selected, as one of the five finalists for the 2007 and 2008 Tewaaraton Trophy, awarded to the "Most Outstanding" collegiate lacrosse player in the United States. During the 2007 season, Rabil scored two game winning goals, one against Princeton, the other against University of Maryland.

In 2008, Rabil scored six goals and recorded one assist in a losing effort against Syracuse in the 2008 National Championship game.


Known amongst college Frats as "that guy." Most famously for being denied access to a Hofstra Frat party where he famously said," You can't do this to me, do you know who I am....I am Paul Rabil!"

What is A Bro?

Urban dictionary defines a bro as "Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. When they aren’t making an ass of themselves they usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a bro but there are also many bros who are not in a fraternity. They often wear a rugby shirt and a baseball cap. It is not uncommon for them to have spiked hair with frosted tips." Although some of this may be true, this quote was said by a "bro hater" who does not truly understand what a bro is. It is hard to describe what a bro is, but generally a bro is a white suburban male who loves to have fun and play the most famous bro past time..... Lacrosse.

Some Examples of famous bros are.....



Tucker Max










John Mayer









Matt Mcconaughey








All of these clebrities have earned major "Bro Cred" from things that they do or have done. By being famous these bros helped pave the way for normal bros and helped bring bros into the public spotlight.