Bro of The Week: Tucker Max

Height 6'0

Weight: 190

Highschool: Blair Highschool

College: University of Chicago

Grad School: Duke



Who is Tucker Max?

Tucker Max is one of the biggest bro's this world has known. he currently has out a book and a movie. These were made based on his life and events that happened to him.



Why is he a Bro?

For all the simple people out there who cannot see the absoloute "bro"ness radiating off of Tucker Max then you should seriously reconsider the legitimacy of callign yourself a bro. He gets paid to drink do something outrageous(i.e. making fun of people and "getting with" slampieces). He essentially gets paid for being a huge bro.



Famous Tucker Quotes (tuckermax.com)

" Did you know there are midgets in milwaukee"

"I heard about "dry" counties before but they were still an abstract and foriegn concept"

"You f***** cheese eating surrender monkey. I tohught someone stunk around here. So if i start speaking German can I take all of your stuff?"