Today as you all may know it is, February 14th, and that my fellow brothern is a day each of us Bros hate, Valentine’s Day. On Valentine’s Day you are supposed to get that "Special Someone" a gift and tell them how you love them and all that other stuff. I believe feminist women decided to coin this day because they were greedy, narcissistic, materialistic, gold digging women who wanted more things. Since when did they need more stuff? I mean it was Christmas only a month or so ago. Bros Joe Ferraro and Tyler Ballantyne believe "Women, mad selfish, they only want one thing and that is your money." But sometimes a Bro does get caught up in the Valentine’s Day massacre. Nick Hourigan was forced into this "I hate it, why does this girl I casually see think I have to take her out? I mean, its preposterous, women are crazed to the point of psychotic delusion." See all my fellow brothern, never ever commit yourself to this debacle.
P.S. After 20 years of committed Valentines days, even Bill Clinton went crazy...thank you Monica Lewinsky
Thank you Mike Daly for another mindful, brospective on the matter.
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what valentines day is really about..
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Although I find this slightly comical I can see how people reading this, particularly girls are going to take major offense to what you talk about above. You have to be kidding me, "Women are crazed to the point of psychotic delusion"?
ReplyDeleteI have nothing to do but laugh at this. Although kevin may not agree, i have to agree with taylor. I can only ask one question.. has someone like joe F ever had a girlfriend?
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I think what makes this blog so funny is how unreal it is. Putting "bro" in front of different words does not make it a normal part of english. I feel like if someone, maybe a bro, were to call a group of people such bad names, they would atleast spell it right. But maybe that ignorance plays into the whole bro idea. If a bro becomes tired of a casual relationship, how does he get rid of this delusional woman?
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